depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
These may hurt your eyes, so proceed with caution
How can anyone even bear to wear these
OMG my mom had the exact same disgusting clothing as #8 holy shit i have to show this to her hahahahahahaha
#7 wow classism much? (Also, those aren’t capris. They’re bermudas.)
And as for the meat dress, I think it goes without saying that anything Lady Gaga wears is for the persona and not meant to actually set a trend, which is I think part of the brilliance of her performativity.
Plot twist: the asshole guy who turned into an asshole after he got fit gets back with his still fat ex-girlfriend because fuck people and fuck your weight. They have a happy relationship that includes good sex.
Not a plot twist: the skinny girl he was also in love with stops her wedding because she’s still in love with him too.
Better plot twist: he runs away when he has to choose between them. They become best of girlfriends and leave this asshole in the dust.
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]
I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to.
this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
I had a teddy bear hamster once. <3
- I thought it would hurt too much.
- I believe I could have coped.
#oH GOD THIS LINE THO #because river is always the strong one in their relationship #i mean sure the doctor has to cope with a younger river too #but im pretty sure she trusted him way faster than he trusted her #he pretty much told her who she was to him the day they first met #WHEREAS RIVER #SHE KEEPS THE SECRETS #SHE KNOWS SHE HAS TO SO SHE DOES #EVEN IF IT MEANS THAT THE DOCTOR WONT TRUST HER #it must hurt so much but she COPES!!! #she hides the damage and she marches on because she knows she has to #AND THAT MUST TAKE SO MUCH STRENGTH GODDANG #I HAVE A LOT OF RIVER SONG FEELINGS DONT TOUCH ME #stupid perfect otp #doctor who (via queenmegmasters)
i made a thing
#what if you’re stuck in a vitual world #and this gif is the only window into reality #and you’re really the doctor’s companion #and you did all these wonderful things together but one day you encountered a monster you couldn’t defeat #and just before it killed you #it pulled you into a pocket universe#or a computer #and you’ve contstructed this reality for yourself #your whole life in this little bubble universe #and this gif #the only look into your real life #is looping in the moment when the doctor lost you forever #and he’s reaching out to you #but he’s too late #because you’re gone #and this virtual life of yours will spin out in the skin of a single moment in reality #and you can’t wake up #because you’re dead and he’s lost another friend
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
FUCK YOU now i can’t scroll past this i have to book markit because if thats true than this is my last contact with him jfc you’ve fucked up my life how will i do homework now
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck