I saw the you in me, and the me in you

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

These may hurt your eyes, so proceed with caution

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How can anyone even bear to wear these

OMG my mom had the exact same disgusting clothing as #8 holy shit i have to show this to her hahahahahahaha

#7 wow classism much? (Also, those aren’t capris. They’re bermudas.)

And as for the meat dress, I think it goes without saying that anything Lady Gaga wears is for the persona and not meant to actually set a trend, which is I think part of the brilliance of her performativity.

Plot twist: the asshole guy who turned into an asshole after he got fit gets back with his still fat ex-girlfriend because fuck people and fuck your weight. They have a happy relationship that includes good sex.

Not a plot twist: the skinny girl he was also in love with stops her wedding because she’s still in love with him too.

Better plot twist: he runs away when he has to choose between them. They become best of girlfriends and leave this asshole in the dust.

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

globochem:

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This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]

I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to. 

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*chinhands*

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

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guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

I had a teddy bear hamster once. <3

khaleesinymeria:

i made a thing

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

avatardedpotterhead:

eyesofophelia:

thebiologicalmetacrisis:

#what if you’re stuck in a vitual world #and this gif is the only window into reality #and you’re really the doctor’s companion #and you did all these wonderful things together but one day you encountered a monster you couldn’t defeat #and just before it killed you #it pulled you into a pocket universe#or a computer #and you’ve contstructed this reality for yourself #your whole life in this little bubble universe #and this gif #the only look into your real life #is looping in the moment when the doctor lost you forever #and he’s reaching out to you #but he’s too late #because you’re gone #and this virtual life of yours will spin out in the skin of a single moment in reality #and you can’t wake up #because you’re dead and he’s lost another friend

you’re grounded.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

FUCK YOU now i can’t scroll past this i have to book markit because if thats true than this is my last contact with him jfc you’ve fucked up my life how will i do homework now 
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

askinnyblackman:
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

askinnyblackman:

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goose

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tessellation29:

jellybeing:

someone read this sign and then took a picture of it
“yeah! yeah! just for once in your life just chill out and observe the beautiful nature! i can really get behind that!” *takes picture*
i love how much i hate this picture 

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

tessellation29:

jellybeing:

someone read this sign and then took a picture of it

“yeah! yeah! just for once in your life just chill out and observe the beautiful nature! i can really get behind that!” *takes picture*

i love how much i hate this picture 

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY