lighting splits the sky and kisses your face

Government is not an à la carte system where you can pick and choose based on your beliefs. Taxation is more of an all-you-can-eat salad bar. You don’t get to show up and say, ‘Look, I know it costs $10.99, but I’m only paying $7.50 because I have a moral objection to beets.

Everyone has their own version of beets. If you really want to be treated like a person, corporations, then guess what? Paying for things you don’t like is what it feels like to be one.

buckyoubucky:

rocks0cks:

Bucky has nightmares about pre-serum Steve being in the chair.

[softly] don’t.

I didn’t know Satan had a Tumblr

So I watched the Fifty Shades trailer and holy shit, is this what it feels like to have a real guilty pleasure? Like. I don’t usually bother to feel guilty about enjoying something but I am going to watch Jamie Dornan be awful and sexy all over that movie and I am going to feel terrible about it (because it’s FSOG and I’m sorry that is not a good example of BDSM or a safe relationship or even a well-written book but on the other hand, J A M I E   D O R N A N).

…ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ﹐ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ ᴡᴀs ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ.

filthyjarbushman:

I just bought a new journal. I wasn’t going to buy it. But this page sold me.

The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

welp.

(via glimpseofgoldglitter)

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grungeisde4d:

this is really selfish but

why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better

why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks about

w h y

I can’t find a single selfish thing in that.

greaseonmymouth:

uhbishop:

clint barton getting his hand stuck in a jar of pickles trying to get the last one, forgetting about gravity, and tipping the jar upside down to try and lodge his hand out only to be drenched in pickle juice.

pussyxriot:

THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY

dammit-clint:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

Clint Barton’s life motto

Hello from SocialShakespeare! I have an urgent question: Would you like to read Percy in tonight's read-through at 9pm CST? We've had some last-minute cancellations. (I also cast you in the Sunday afternoon read-through; will post details later.) Please let me know if you can read! You can add group leader hardforthebard on Skype: he's camclarke there. Thanks so much!

Yes I can do that! (Sorry so short, at work rn. Will add him when I get home.)

tardiscrash:

crowley-for-king:

to-boldly-go-down-on-me:

The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like

Have you ever seen two nerds together?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?

Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.

Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.