Just another day at the dildo factory.
Jobs that you forget actually exist.
the face of a broken man
OMG WHAT IF PEOPLE ASK HIM WHERE HE WORKS
Best laugh I’ve had today
This is where you just say, “Yeah, I work with a bunch of total dicks, I’d rather not talk about it.”
"He accused me of being Dumbledore’s man through and through.
How very rude of him.
I told him I was.
Dumbledore opened his mouth to speak and then closed it again. Fawkes the phoenix let out a low, soft, musical cry. To Harry’s intense embarrassment, he suddenly realized that Dumbledore’s bright blue eyes looked rather watery, and stared hastily at his own knee. When Dumbledore spoke, however, his voice was quite steady. I am very touched, Harry. “
dont hit men!!!!
dont hit women!!!
dont hit people!!!!
unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword
never respected a post as much as this
I love this so much.
FIGURE SKATERS ARE MADE OF MAGIC
OH MY GOD I WAS SO NERVOUS THE WHOLE TIME THAT THEY WERE GONNA FALL HOLY SHIT I COULDN’T BREATHE
That was possibly the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed in my life.
HE JUST THROWS HER AND SHE’S LIKE “POCAHONTAS OUT BITCHES PEACE.”
That movie is pretty egregious from a history stand point but it gets a pass from me because I love the music tbh.
Audition Update shows their true colors
I love Tom. I would happily become the next Mrs. Audition Update.
sexuality: karl urban smiling while wearing those shoulder/suspender/gun holster things in almost human
So broadway.com has a poll about what the best song of The Sound of Music was tonight and I’m not even sure why this was a question. Anyone who votes for anything besides Climb Ev’ry Mountain was either in the bathroom or forgot that Audra McDonald was the Mother Abbess.
IT. IS. ON.